-One freak’s commentary on one song (or party) each week-
We was up in the club so hard this weekend I’m having a hard time finding the strength to type. Hope y’all made it for GlassesGlasses’s inaugural bash at Royal Oak. As you can see from these pictures, it ‘twas off da hook/chain. So I’m just gonna keep this concise for the sake of brevity. And no, that doesn’t make sense.
My mom always said, “when you don’t know where to start, sit down and make a list.” Mom, you’re the best. Can’t wait to see you for Thanksgiving. Can you make me a sandwich?
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Songs I think I remember hearing:
Worst Worst Request: Limp Bizkit – Faith
- For reals? You saved Lady Gaga’s ass from making this list!
Best Worst Request: R. Kelly – Ignition (remix)
- Perfect for any social event. Remember this?
Best Hot 97 Being Played Every Minute Request: Jay-Z – Empire State of Mind (feat. Alicia Keys)
- “Shit I made the Yankee hat more famous than a Yankee can”
Best guten Morgan songs: Hall & Oates – Family Man and Necro – Get on Your Knees
- What scope!
Best La Moustache song: Das Racist – Combination Pizza Hut & Taco Bell (Wallpaper remix)
- I mean, it made me happy.
Best Best Request: Jefferson Airplane – Somebody To Love
- From our own food blogger, Jaime! You did it! And this.
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Is it December 19th yet? Get ready to do it all over again.
Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Remix to Ignition… hot and fresh out the kitchen…
Nothing wrong with a little R Kelly.
That final Das Racist song was perfect, by the way.
My high point probably came at like 3:45, when Dirt Nasty rhymed “Ass Cheeks, spread wide, G String, to the side” and the maybe-half-dozen remaining girls started cheering and shimmying.