Don’t worry.  The cat won’t bite. He just crouches there with his mutton chop beard, checking his Google Reader page for the latest juicy tidbits from The Internet.

Let’s say you want to go on a date this week.  Oh you did already? It went well?  That’s awesome!  Did you remember to pack these?

A cautionary tale from our fav, imboycrazy.

If you need to cool your jets, watch this.

But if you’re lonely, not on a date at all, reading this blog entry in the cold dark of your barren bedroom, well,  here’s a potential suitor!

But maybe you are lonely because you have a crippling fear of death.  Fear of deep vein thrombosis, or death in the hot tub.

Or just a plain old heart attack.